I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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