Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I know her cup size but not her name....
The ass gains better be worth it
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