If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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