so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
