There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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