Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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