Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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