How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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