Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Four minutes until I can fart!
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
PANTIES FOUND
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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