Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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