i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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