Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I just want to make out with him forever
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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