K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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