Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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