the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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