We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
What happened?
New Orleans
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