Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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