i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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