Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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