I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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