She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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