seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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