I like my sex mixed with concussions.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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