If that was your dad, he is hot
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
We're too hungover to prance.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
If I had your ass I would rule the world
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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