I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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