is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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