i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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