Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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