Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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