So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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