can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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