There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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