Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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