Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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