my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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