There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I just want nice things and good sex
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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