We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Randomize
