i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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