you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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