I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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