He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
