That's when you crack a 10am beer
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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