CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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