I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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