I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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