hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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