Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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