We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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