It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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