Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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