so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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