We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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