chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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