It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
i think my cat just said my name.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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